| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL |
|---|
|
Width, in
|
18.25
|
20.25
|
22.00
|
24.00
|
26.00
|
27.75
|
29.75
|
|
Length, in
|
26.62
|
28.00
|
29.37
|
30.75
|
31.62
|
32.50
|
33.50
|
|
Sleeve length from center back, in
|
16.25
|
17.75
|
19.00
|
20.50
|
21.75
|
23.25
|
24.63
|
|
Size tolerance, in
|
1.50
|
1.50
|
1.50
|
1.50
|
1.50
|
1.50
|
1.50
|
TThis relaxed-fit garment-dyed tee blends dry humor with vintage-computer nostalgia. When life throws you a fatal error, you have two choices: Retry or Ignore. This glitchy error message design captures the absurdist humor of navigating existence in the digital age. Perfect for philosophers, programmers, overthinkers, and anyone who's ever questioned why they clicked "Agree" to the terms and conditions of being alive.
Features:
Vintage Windows-style error dialog on glitchy laptop screen
Distressed, corrupted visual effect for authentic existential dread aesthetic
Black comfort tee for maximum brooding potential
Conversation starter for late-night philosophy discussions and debugging sessions
From A Constantly Racing Mind (ACRM) - Where Pop Culture Meets Philosophy
For: Philosophy majors, burnt-out developers, gamers, absurdist humor fans, anyone experiencing an existential reboot
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — durable, pre-shrunk, and soft after garment dye
- Heavyweight (6.1 oz/yd²) with a relaxed fit for a lived-in feel
- Garment-dyed fabric for soft color and vintage texture
- Tubular knit without side seams and double-needle stitching for long-lasting construction
- Available S–4XL with sewn-in label; comes in 58 color options
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL |
|---|
|
Width, in
|
18.25
|
20.25
|
22.00
|
24.00
|
26.00
|
27.75
|
29.75
|
|
Length, in
|
26.62
|
28.00
|
29.37
|
30.75
|
31.62
|
32.50
|
33.50
|
|
Sleeve length from center back, in
|
16.25
|
17.75
|
19.00
|
20.50
|
21.75
|
23.25
|
24.63
|
|
Size tolerance, in
|
1.50
|
1.50
|
1.50
|
1.50
|
1.50
|
1.50
|
1.50
|
TThis relaxed-fit garment-dyed tee blends dry humor with vintage-computer nostalgia. When life throws you a fatal error, you have two choices: Retry or Ignore. This glitchy error message design captures the absurdist humor of navigating existence in the digital age. Perfect for philosophers, programmers, overthinkers, and anyone who's ever questioned why they clicked "Agree" to the terms and conditions of being alive.
Features:
Vintage Windows-style error dialog on glitchy laptop screen
Distressed, corrupted visual effect for authentic existential dread aesthetic
Black comfort tee for maximum brooding potential
Conversation starter for late-night philosophy discussions and debugging sessions
From A Constantly Racing Mind (ACRM) - Where Pop Culture Meets Philosophy
For: Philosophy majors, burnt-out developers, gamers, absurdist humor fans, anyone experiencing an existential reboot
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — durable, pre-shrunk, and soft after garment dye
- Heavyweight (6.1 oz/yd²) with a relaxed fit for a lived-in feel
- Garment-dyed fabric for soft color and vintage texture
- Tubular knit without side seams and double-needle stitching for long-lasting construction
- Available S–4XL with sewn-in label; comes in 58 color options
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
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