| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL |
|---|
|
Width, in
|
18.25
|
20.25
|
22.00
|
24.00
|
26.00
|
27.75
|
29.75
|
|
Length, in
|
26.62
|
28.00
|
29.37
|
30.75
|
31.62
|
32.50
|
33.50
|
|
Sleeve length from center back, in
|
16.25
|
17.75
|
19.00
|
20.50
|
21.75
|
23.25
|
24.63
|
|
Size tolerance, in
|
1.50
|
1.50
|
1.50
|
1.50
|
1.50
|
1.50
|
1.50
|
Tired of every purchase coming with "but wait, there's more"? This shirt says what we're all thinking: "No Upsell. Thank You." A bold middle finger to aggressive sales tactics, artificial urgency, subscription traps, and the relentless commodification of every human interaction. Perfect for anyone who remembers when you could just buy something without being sold five other things.
Design Features:
- Bold "NO UPSELL" declaration with struck-through dollar sign
- "THANK YOU" gratitude to anyone respecting boundaries
- Available in multiple colors and sizes
- Clean, direct, no-nonsense design
- Conversation starter for people who get it
- From A Constantly Racing Mind - Authentic, Unsold, Unapologetic
For: Anti-marketing activists, consumer culture critics, people tired of being sold to, minimalists, anyone who appreciates honesty over hustle, retail workers, IT professionals, anyone who just wants to buy something without manipulative tactics
Keywords: no upsell shirt, anti marketing apparel, anti consumerism shirt, honest business tee, consumer criticism clothing, marketing satire shirt, honest retail, stop upselling, anti manipulation clothing, consumer awareness shirt, anti capitalism apparel, authenticity shirt, direct communication tee, no nonsense shirt
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton, pre-shrunk for lasting comfort
- Garment-dyed finish for soft color and lived-in texture
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit and sewn-in label
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and double-needle stitching for durability
- Available S–4XL in up to 58 colors; made in Honduras
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL |
|---|
|
Width, in
|
18.25
|
20.25
|
22.00
|
24.00
|
26.00
|
27.75
|
29.75
|
|
Length, in
|
26.62
|
28.00
|
29.37
|
30.75
|
31.62
|
32.50
|
33.50
|
|
Sleeve length from center back, in
|
16.25
|
17.75
|
19.00
|
20.50
|
21.75
|
23.25
|
24.63
|
|
Size tolerance, in
|
1.50
|
1.50
|
1.50
|
1.50
|
1.50
|
1.50
|
1.50
|
Tired of every purchase coming with "but wait, there's more"? This shirt says what we're all thinking: "No Upsell. Thank You." A bold middle finger to aggressive sales tactics, artificial urgency, subscription traps, and the relentless commodification of every human interaction. Perfect for anyone who remembers when you could just buy something without being sold five other things.
Design Features:
- Bold "NO UPSELL" declaration with struck-through dollar sign
- "THANK YOU" gratitude to anyone respecting boundaries
- Available in multiple colors and sizes
- Clean, direct, no-nonsense design
- Conversation starter for people who get it
- From A Constantly Racing Mind - Authentic, Unsold, Unapologetic
For: Anti-marketing activists, consumer culture critics, people tired of being sold to, minimalists, anyone who appreciates honesty over hustle, retail workers, IT professionals, anyone who just wants to buy something without manipulative tactics
Keywords: no upsell shirt, anti marketing apparel, anti consumerism shirt, honest business tee, consumer criticism clothing, marketing satire shirt, honest retail, stop upselling, anti manipulation clothing, consumer awareness shirt, anti capitalism apparel, authenticity shirt, direct communication tee, no nonsense shirt
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton, pre-shrunk for lasting comfort
- Garment-dyed finish for soft color and lived-in texture
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit and sewn-in label
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and double-needle stitching for durability
- Available S–4XL in up to 58 colors; made in Honduras
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
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