Reality Is Poorly Rendered T-shirt
This relaxed, garment-dyed tee carries a retro-futuristic vibe: a glitchy stack of rendered blocks and a neon glyph sit above the bold line “Reality is poorly rendered.” The heavyweight cotton feels substantial yet broken-in, the dyeing process gives each shirt a soft, lived-in color and subtle texture, and the tubular knit keeps the silhouette clean. Wear it when you want to signal digital nostalgia and low-fi humor — on long coding nights, at arcade meetups, or when you need something comfortable to throw on for a weekend of streaming and game jams. It lands just right for people who love pixel culture, 3D nostalgia, and ironic tech commentary without shouting.
The design reads like a tongue-in-cheek status update about modern life: part tech-meltdown, part retro sci-fi. The relaxed fit and heavier fabric make it feel like something you reach for again and again. The garment-dye treatment and sewn-in label add small comforts that make this tee feel handmade and authentic, even in a world of perfect high-res feeds.
Whether you’re a coder, digital artist, gamer, or someone who collects clever graphic tees, this shirt slides into your rotation — cozy enough for couch marathons, expressive enough for streetwear layers, and just plain fun to wear to low-key meetups and late-night sessions.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, durable heavyweight (6.1 oz/yd²).
- Garment-dyed finish for a softened color and lived-in texture.
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean silhouette and reduced fabric waste.
- Double-needle stitching on all seams and pre-shrunk fabric for long-lasting fit.
- Available S–4XL with sewn-in label and 58 color options.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
This relaxed, garment-dyed tee carries a retro-futuristic vibe: a glitchy stack of rendered blocks and a neon glyph sit above the bold line “Reality is poorly rendered.” The heavyweight cotton feels substantial yet broken-in, the dyeing process gives each shirt a soft, lived-in color and subtle texture, and the tubular knit keeps the silhouette clean. Wear it when you want to signal digital nostalgia and low-fi humor — on long coding nights, at arcade meetups, or when you need something comfortable to throw on for a weekend of streaming and game jams. It lands just right for people who love pixel culture, 3D nostalgia, and ironic tech commentary without shouting.
The design reads like a tongue-in-cheek status update about modern life: part tech-meltdown, part retro sci-fi. The relaxed fit and heavier fabric make it feel like something you reach for again and again. The garment-dye treatment and sewn-in label add small comforts that make this tee feel handmade and authentic, even in a world of perfect high-res feeds.
Whether you’re a coder, digital artist, gamer, or someone who collects clever graphic tees, this shirt slides into your rotation — cozy enough for couch marathons, expressive enough for streetwear layers, and just plain fun to wear to low-key meetups and late-night sessions.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, durable heavyweight (6.1 oz/yd²).
- Garment-dyed finish for a softened color and lived-in texture.
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean silhouette and reduced fabric waste.
- Double-needle stitching on all seams and pre-shrunk fabric for long-lasting fit.
- Available S–4XL with sewn-in label and 58 color options.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
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